Score: 1

"Couldn't think of anything better to create?"

submission: Macaroni&Cheese tutorial

date: March 19, 2003

This is so bloody lame. I can't believe the score it's receiving. I know how to make ice-cubes but I don't need a fucking tutorial on it! I can see a flood of recipes hitting the portal.

Score: 8

"Cool. I watched it 3 times."

submission: CONAN The Barbarian Ep.1

date: March 16, 2003

You've definitely got a style of your own and I really enjoy your hand drawn animation. I know this took some serious effort on your part even though the movie is over in a minute. Is it possible for you to add some dialogue in the next installment? Don't lose any sleep over the missed sound effects (it was trivial), and keep the gray and black color scheme with the frequent splash of red! I liked this a lot DARKGUN-X (as did many others) and I hope you continue to submit your work.

Score: 8

"Had me transfixed from start to finish."

submission: Animation Try Part 1

date: February 2, 2003

Now just what the hell was that thing ShocktheMunky, a metamorphic baseball? Your simple yet bizarre animation style coupled with that haunting music (is Jon Brion any good?) turned out one cool flash. I can't see this being blammed (if it is then something is seriously wrong). Keep going. I would love to see something else from you (hopefully comparable to this).

Score: 9

"God's gonna getcha for that."

submission: Madness Redeemer

date: February 1, 2003

My review will probably be lost among the scores of others that you've received recently, but I must say again Krinkels, I like your style. It took the police long enough to switch from nightsticks to firearms. What was with the rabbi chasing him (or was that God)? I love how he gets rid of the cops in the elevator (the clown with the assault gun was funny) You have to make another one Krinkels, this submission is currently ranked # 2.

Score: 8

"The Nutcracker on adrenaline!"

submission: Grenade Dancer

date: January 23, 2003

Simple graphics, good sound, and an interesting animation style. This was enjoyable to watch (I really thought he was going to blow himself up) and hope you submit more work. If you do (and it's another grenade dancer piece), check out "General Hand Grenade" by the group Trooper. The tune should go very well with your next flash.

Score: 7

"Gives new meaning to the word bloodbath."

submission: Shower Of Terror

date: January 17, 2003

Odd style of graphics but vibrant colors. Sound was pretty good too. So am I to understand she killed him with her rubber ducky? What the heck was it made of, a synthetic composite with the strength of steel? She could've nailed him with her toothbrush!

Score: 7

"I don't think Tylenol will cure this headache!"

submission: Headache

date: January 15, 2003

Simple graphics, good sound & humor, and a very catchy tune. My guess is that guy was some kind of blue robot (humans don't normally survive an adventure like that). My favorite part was when his head was floating down the sewer. You could hear the sense of urgency in his voice, even though there's no dialogue in the entire movie. Cute cartoon.

Score: 7

"How about a nice big cup of Hot Chocolate?"

submission: Weed - Harmless? P2

date: January 13, 2003

Man, I haven't heard that tune in ages. Nice little cartoon lookitsgecko. The head bobbing was great but I really liked how buddy in the car threw some incoherent babble back at the guy taking the order over the intercom (I'm sure we've all encountered that once before). I haven't checked out part 1 yet but I'm guessing it's survived the blam shield.

Score: 7

"That's one pissed off stickman!"

submission: Corporate Assassin -ep1

date: January 4, 2003

If the bullet hits before the bang, you're dead. Not bad Simez H, not bad at all. While not the biggest fan of stick figures (I think I'm being swayed) I enjoyed this game to the end (thanks for the code I missed it on the first go). When part 2 comes out I'll definitely find time to play it. Looks like Zhu (of Xiao Xiao fame) has some competition.

Score: 10

"Like the last review said. Wow."

submission: Tales of Nosu

date: January 4, 2003

That was awesome Section 8. You guys are easily one of the best flash artists on this site. The graphics and style were VERY good. Hell, even the animated sketches at the end when the credits were rolling kept me watching. Ninja are shadow warriors who have reached a level of enlightenment that most never attain. I would be happy to hear that 'Tales of Nosu Part 2' is on the way lest the clan revolt!