Score: 8

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

submission: Create-A-Ride

date: November 14, 2002

As with most people who've played this game, the majority of the fun is in creating your car. I'm a huge fan of the Gran Turismo series (and just about any other racing game), so I'm voting high on this.

Score: 10

"Is the moon really made of cheese?"

submission: The Tao of Space

date: October 26, 2002

Holy shit Barry, this piece of work is comparable to the movie "Heavy Metal", and reminded me of watching Saturday morning cartoons(and I'm 38)! Unbelievable flash, this is the best thing I've seen on Newgrounds to date. I just might write the Fulps and ask about creating a new review category, storyline. If there was such a category I'd give you a 9. Bet this turns into one of the top 10 of all time.

Score: 9

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."

submission: Dust - Episode 1

date: October 14, 2002

I like! I like! Cool concept for a superhero. What the hell did he shoot out of his hand, was it a flechette round? Don't change the style Henrik, dark and brooding fits this guy like a glove! Very good.

Score: 7

"FeatherCock you chicken fucker!"

submission: Afterwards

date: October 13, 2002

You(FeatherCock), and the rest of those morons that call themselves the Clock Crew have submitted so much crap on Newgrounds you're a bloody hypocrite(do you know what that means) to slam this movie. Rvyn don't listen to these Fruit of the Loom rip-offs! You did a good job on this movie, graphics, style and especially storyline. FeatherCock is just pissed because no one was shot. Filter out the morons Rvyn.

Score: 7

"Caution: winding road ahead."

submission: Humour Warnings

date: October 7, 2002

Well, again I'm not the biggest fan of stick figures but deshem's use of road warning signs as a template gets him high marks for style. This wasn't bad and I wouldn't mind seeing a 2nd installment(keep the elevator music, it went well with the overall theme).

Score: 8

"Let's take Jim fishing!!!"

submission: Earthworm Jim Tribute

date: October 6, 2002

I've heard of earthworm Jim but never played any of the games. This was a great flash put perfectly to a catchy tune (it almost makes me want to buy the game). I think this little classic has found a permanent home on Newgrounds.

Score: 10

"Gonna go downtown, gonna see my gal."

submission: Pimp's Quest

date: September 27, 2002

Section 8 Studios, you guys are CRAAAZY!!! Remarkable work. I had a blast playing Hooch, especially when he gets to "STICK IT TO THE MAN!" Graphics and sound were great (is it just me or does Hooch sound like your typical redneck)? I'm really looking forward to your next piece of work and if it's anything like Pimp's Quest, I'm sure I'll be dishing out another 10. Awesome. Oh yeah, ReviewMaster, try looking for a coat hanger in a shop window.

Score: 9

"Bacon bits anyone?"

submission: Rap Video - Big Bad Wolf

date: September 7, 2002

Although I'm not a big fan of Rap music (I do like several Beastie Boys songs), the style and graphics Rich Moyer put to the audio is fantastic. This is some serious piece of work and future flash artists should take notes (I loved the third little pig who wore the brick on a gold chain). Rich. Rich! RICH!!! Create some new stuff!

Score: 4

"You tried. You failed."

submission: Hungry Hungry Caesar

date: September 1, 2002

Catch my attention? All this pile of crap caught was flies. The graphics were okay but the game itself gets boring real quick. There's not much to the game other than filling some fat guy's face with french fries (real interesting). Sorry Dom, this game needs to be removed big time. If you don't like my review save your breath, (you'll need it to blow up your date).

Score: 9

"Love the Madness!!!"

submission: Madness Combat

date: August 10, 2002

For a mostly black and white flash, this movie was remarkably well done. The graphics were crisp and fluid, and the music went perfectly with the ongoing mayhem(what song was that?). Add a little color and detail to your graphics, and you're on your way to becoming an awesome flash artist(this particular piece of work is getting very good votes). Beautiful work Krinkels!